Probably not, but will do so anyway

Happy Christmas and a Bonzer New Year

What are your wishes for the new year?

Allow me a few suggestions -

rA A snap general election combined with the temporary disenfranchisement of all Tory voters
TTR A new LBFM for 2022
Swale 6 more bottles of Buckfast or cans of Tennants Super
MA Some nice coloured sugar sprinkles for his New Year's Day toast
Stenson A cute Sir Louie T shirt
Andy A magic moderators wand that doubles as a wooden spoon (oh no, you've got one of those)
Ramshank A most promising comeback player of the year award

Thats about everyone covered .......