Never gonna cut my grass again.....to protect hayfever sufferers

Campaign for the banning of TV ....to protect photosensitive epileptics

Lager gone.....can't have alkys being tempted

Terry's orange.....history.....to protect Dee's from that God awful colour and can't have me enjoying a choccy with diabetics on the go.

Running....em gonna ban running....horrible to asthmatics.

Swearing.....never swear again (exception for golf course or texting jdfc) can't have those of religious types getting upset.

All in the name of health and a cohesive society.😁