Speaking as a Smethwickian by origin I am offended. I may write to my MP, but fk knows why though as she isn't the MP for Smethwick.

Don't think I'll ever recover from some bloke born in Yaaarkshire (fkn Yaaarkshire ffs?) taking such a stance. Crushed beyond words.

I'm feeling very precious at the moment, if only there was a champion of the people to rise up and take a stance on my behalf.

Never mind. Just farted and it wasn't a wet one so I suppose I must be over this traumatic event already. Oh goody.