My biggest gambles are generally whether to buy an Albion season ticket, crossing the road or deciding what to order at the bar.

I must admit I'd never even heard of Spreadex but now they're an official partner of West Bromwich Albion I'm going to open an online account with them, remortgage the house and gamble the takings away.

Damn West Bromwich Albion, damn gambling and damn Spreadex in particular, the barstewards...... shaking angry fist at passing clouds in the sky.