I can sense doubt, trepidation, and mischief in your post, Dave. Here are 3 reasons that are clouding any positive thoughts over Maguire.

1. A Mykonos judge may well decide Maguire’s next destination. If Greek prisons are anything like their Holiday appartments/studios, then he’s in for a rough old time. We found a pair of Leonidas’s underpants under our bed, when last there.

2. He’s sluggish and flat-footed.

3. I’d feel dirty.

I know that beggars can’t be choosers, at the end of the window. But with Hause now off to Watford, if we don’t sign a CB or two, then my support for the manager will waver. In fact, he can do one for gross dereliction of duty.