I wish i could have been in the Cambridge dressing room after the game. Not to commiserate, but to make fun, and be obnoxious. And against ten men.

Its a good job the crowd were not from the Glasgow Olympic club on a saturday night. I hope there was the usual anaemic " yellows" from the half asleep zombies.

The game must have been like Bonny Langford on stage with a real horse that dumped on stage. What year was that? Prevention is good, they should have shoved Langfords head up the horses as s, and solved both problems.

What was it like? A butchers back room?, and pint pot of paint thrown at the face?

The Tallulah Bankhead, in a bad mood? Welcome Mr Bonner to your first dose of serious depression, that any job you turned down was a BIG mistake. No escape now. You career is about to bomb. like all socialists.

Your buffoon rating is high. Shame really as you seem to have a talent, but not when it comes to managing your own career. Let me remind you, Cambridge are, at best, a conference club. Thats NON league.

You have a non league mentality, Wisbech is already on your radar.

Or is it Dereham?, Cambridge City will be too good. Having mentioned Bonny Langford, a star with no talent, it seems your team are a team of Bonny Langfords. Or Benny Hills.

Is Bonny Langford a first teamer at the Abbey? Of course.

Dont think Barry wont sack you when you are 23rd. And you turned down someone. HAAAAAAAA.