I think your on the cider 6eq. You are forbidden to deny aliens exist, you require proof when it is all around you. I have met aliens, one of them said there was a job for me on Mars. Another was interested in football, he wondered what he purpose of propelling a ball into a net was, then putting your arms in the air, and bellowing.

I tried to answer, but he didnt get it.

Another asked if people from Carlisle invented the umbrella. The Captian Picard type alien liked me, and said that he would destroy anyone i thought deserved it, including cities.

Im still mulling on that one. I have a female Data. You cant buy that in John Lewis, she looks like Debbie Harry at 17. Now stop your silliness. Go outside and watch the skies. I have and have had four UFO sightings.

Oh, ive just realised, why should i care aboit whether you believe or not.?