Quote Originally Posted by stewarty27 View Post
That wasn't you in Asda CP yesterday was it 57 ? You don't drive a big flashy BMW and wear shorts when its blawin a driving rain hoolie ? And tattoos on big fat muscular calf's ?
Asda? Not with a car. It’s only half a mile awa.

BMW? No. I like the sedate safety of the Volvo. One of those Maseratis could have your eye out. Careful now, mind how you go.

Shorts? Only April-October.

Tattoos are for sailors and convicts.

Calves? No, but I had milk on my Weetabix yesterday.