Get your ar se back to work, there is a shortage of porters. Now. There are plenty of people but the problem is that they are unemployable, cant speak english, disabled, lazy, and the government still gives them money, houses, food, and drugs.

If you refuse im going to find you and make a roast parrot lunch, with potatoes, green beans, and a glass of wine.

Then im going to slap you around the face a few times, tie your hands to my car bumper, then drag you to Nottingham hospital.