Mark Bonner says he is less anxious about playing at Barnsley because of the new signings, exposing his underlying emotional state.

I thought his underlying state would be allied to, or even an expressive form of hysteria, considering he is the manager of United, a club not able to express mental health.

It says it does though, it says a lot of things, that have no basis in the real world.

As a long shot, i wonder if he suffers from capgras, when attending board meetings or wondering who the jiminy are sitting in the dressing room before a game.

Or Logorrhea, or diarhoeaa.

I know that if i were Cambridge manager, and it was 2-56 on a saturday afternoon, id need those pants that absorb everything.

Getting back to hysteria, there is a famous painting of a man screaming......

Thats Mark Bonner, tomorrow, 2-56.

Mark Johnson, Doug Shulman, at 2-56, chipper, full of optimism.

5-05. Panic mode. Me, satisfied, smug, smiling, hugging myself. Gloating, mocking, pulling my tongue out, flicking the bird at the Abbey.

Happy days.