Sturgeonland

[donsdaft]

I’ll just put that down to you swerving another question. Fair enough

Every day in every way, you become a bigger ârsehole.

I presume it's one of your bum chums in twitter land.

But seeing as how we're asking each other questions about folk we've never heard of.

I used to have a German girlfriend called Dagmar ( it was the seventies so you could trust girls to really be girls)

Now I thought she was a bit of a rhine maiden but what do you think, bit o' stuff or nae?