Vlad torgovnik*

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First time I went To Ibiza with three of my mates, all four us were about 20. We hit the nightclub scene near to midnight and upon entry to the club all we saw were bronzed blonde young women shaking their stuff.

One of the mates said, "F*ck me it's a smorgasbord in here".

It was the first time I had heard the expression but OMG he was right.

They used to call it 'wall to wall fanny' in Burnley.