Last time I was at Salford I went for a pee at half time, it was round the back of the stand and right next to the home changing room, you could hear what was being said next door and after a bit of ear-wigging I went and told the Clitheroe manager how they were planning to exploit the space behind our right-back. Feck 'em.

But that was probably 8 years ago, I think it's a bit different now.