Thankfully my dentist has none of the cosmetic applications advertised. In fact when I spoke of implants to replace a knackered tooth I was directed to Hungary! Cheaper yet, Turkey, but having seen some of the results of that I'll stick to gumming things apart! "My" dental nurse is a fine example of the virtues of eastern European importation of labour - excellent, reassuring and professional.

No Muslims there although I guess they would be ideally suited for the role as already wearing full face masks!!