I know it’s daft to speculate, but the way things are looking right now this might well be what we have available for selection for Saturday’s big derby, if we are lucky…

Goalkeepers:
Václav Hladký.
Etienne Green.

Defenders:
Lucas Pires.
Shurandy Sambo.
Bashir Humphreys.
Hannes Delcroix.
Joe Worrall.
Jordan Beyer.
Hjalmar Ekdal.
Owen Dodgson.
Maxime Esteve.
Connor Roberts.
CJ Egan Riley.

Midfielders:
Josh Brownhill.
Han-Noah Massengo.
Nathan Redmond.
Vitinho.

Forwards:
Jay Rodriguez.
Lyle Foster.
Mike Tresor.
Aaron Ramsey.
Andréas Hountondji.

What have we done?