Quote Originally Posted by ragingpup View Post
Ah, fair enough. I thought that Glenn had just missed the s off. Death by gardening tool. Not a very glorious way for our wriggly friend to depart but they all count.

What about being rubbed to death with an emery cloth? Quite a slow process and you'd need a lot of patience but awful for the snake. Good though if the ******* has killed your dog, or close family member and you've got a lot of time on your hands.
Pop it into a microwave oven?