UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! (flemmy back of throat noise)

Big exhaling sigh.

I feel like punching myself in the face repeatedly.

Just soo fed up with the garbage that passes as journalism these days.

We went through the ringer with Bruno last season, nothing happened.

Isak has be whored out to clubs who can't afford him by the MSM, with even PSG now apparently the latest club he's obviously going to leave Newcastle for despite them being in a joke league.

Once again the clowns writing this pi$$ know NOTHING about Arabs. There is less chance of the Saudi's selling Isak to the Qatari's than Zipster getting a shot at Myleene's hooohah!

They all want to one up each other and want what the others have.

Doha (capital of Qatar) wants so desperately to be Dubai. Have the global recognition and be the No.1 tourist destination. However, they don't want the tourist nor to sell their cultural soul for the priviledge. They want it all but they want to remain Qatari.

Does that make sense to you lot? It's the Doha Delusion as I call it. The Paradox of progress, without progressing.

What happens is a half a$$ed version of what Dubai has and does and it all ends up being just a little bit sh!t.

So, no way will the Saudi's sell their prize asset to PSG unless it's for Naymar money. Money that PSG no longer have, nor, since the Qatari's and the Parisians' relationship is at an all time low. How low I hear you say? Low enough for the Qatari's to be considering defunding the French outfit, asset stripping it, selling it off for next to nothing & purchasing a stake in the North London Losers of Whiteheart Lane. About as low as you can go!

Other than that Pish... the one load of garbage doing the rounds is:

Newcastle are desperate to do a swap deal with Juve for Douglas Luis, Sending Sandro Tonali the other way.

Such bo!!ocks I can't even be bothered to explain why it's horse sh!te.

Good god it's boring.