Looks like the financial skullduggery goes much deeper than previously reported with over 600 jobs under threat due to hunners of financial mis-management at Dundee U.

I thought Goodwin was the new messiah, following in the footsteps of previous principals Golac, Kirkwood, Smiffy, McCall et al, but in cahoots with the FE-destroying dipstick, the resigning-next-year-with-a-hoor-of-a-pay-off Graeme Dey, has managed to accumulate un-serviceable debt of John Clark-esque proportions.

Solidarity with those under threat of compulsory redundancy, which won’t be the bulging-pooched senior managers, complicit in this failed jape. They’ll go under a generous voluntary severance scheme, and find cosy sinecures on one of the hundreds of unaccountable quangos that seems to govern us these days.

They beat Barcelona though. What a Mess, eh?