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Thread: Hi there..

  1. #51
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    re: Hi there..

    Youse will absolutely KICK yourselves when I reveal the answer to the dwarf/midget conundrum..

    But on the upside, you'll steal it and use it at kitchen parties where you'll be known as a right top trumper

  2. #52
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    re: Hi there..

    Quote Originally Posted by imtheboy
    Youse will absolutely KICK yourselves when I reveal the answer to the dwarf/midget conundrum..

    But on the upside, you'll steal it and use it at kitchen parties where you'll be known as a right top trumper


    What is the answer..as I haven't got a clue..

  3. #53
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    re: Hi there..

    Dwarves cant put their hands over their heads to touch the opposite shoulder and midgets cant jump over footballs.

    I read this in The Lancet in 1982.

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    re: Hi there..

    Its so obvious when you are told the answer...

  5. #55
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    re: Hi there..

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    but I'm picking up the local dialect fast during my tenure here in Glesage! Ya bawbag, ye!
    are you in barlinnie joe?

  6. #56
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    re: Hi there..

    I'm 6'-3" but I can't touch me shoulder with the opposite hand or whatever it is.


    I must be a geet big dwarf.

  7. #57
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    re: Hi there..

    Thats the beauty of dwarves (for beautiful they are), they dont necessarily have to be small.

    On the other hand midgets do require to be little. Dont ask me why.

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