Women, part 134,633

[griff]

I were in a supermarket the other day waiting in a queue when they opened another checkout. A woman trotted towards it with about 5 items which she carefully placed at the end off of the conveyor nearest the shop, then walked to the till end with her handbag. The bloke behind her had a trolleyful so he glared at her for a while, then started moving her stuff up to where she was standing. When she saw this she asked him what he was doing. To which he replied "ruining your performance" which I thought were a pretty ace putdown in the circumstances.

This isn't the first time I've seen women do that though. Any ideas why?

[Floppy_funbags]

It gives them thinking time. A valuable minute extra to remember which off of the twenty five handbag compartments that their purse is in.

[Pentridge]

It gives them thinking time. A valuable minute extra to remember which off of the twenty five handbag compartments that their purse is in.

Well it doesn't work because they always seem to go to the wrong compartment.

[moorlad]

[quote="griff" which I thought were a pretty ace putdown in the circumstances.

This isn't the first time I've seen women do that though. Any ideas why?[/quote]

@Cos they're self centred ****s. I'm willing to bet she also didert of her money (or card) out ready to pay. Also I imagine that she looked stunned when asked to pay, then spent 20 minutes fannying about with her handbag to find her purse.

It takes bints as long to get five (5) items through a checkout

[Sir_Judd]

My ****ing missus allus, and I mean ALLUS, decides, once we of arrived at the conveyor, that there is summat else what she wants, ensuring that I of to load the belt, gan down the other end and pack the ****ing stuff and pay for it, just as she arrives back, empty ****ing handed and aksing if I want an hand.




****.

[Pentridge]

I was at the checkout the other day with have a trolley full off of groceries and the bloke behind me only had a couple off of things. I let him go first, the bint was AGHAST.

#thoughtfulpents

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[griff]

Aye Pents; I've never seen a bint do that.

[Sir_Judd]

I was a the checkout the other day with have a trolley full off of groceries and the bloke behind me only had a couple off of thing. I let him go first, the bint was AGHAST.

#thoughtfulpents

Freaky.

I were in an Italian supermarket a couple of weeks agan with a pack of chewing gum and some roll-on deodorant (100ml what can go in hand luggage on an plane)and were stood behind an heavily-laden Italian bint. When she saw the meagre quantity I were ganning to acquire she invited me to go ahead off of her in the queue. I were so impressed, I stroked her beard.

[chalky-ncfc]

There is people that is worst than the ones that can never find their purses etc,thats the ones that put their food on the belt then refuse to move along when the person in front of them is bagging theirs up so that you cant put yours on as they are blocking the way...

[Pentridge]

Aye Pents; I've never seen a bint do that.

I also gave a bint a parking ticket that had over two hours* on it because I'm a nice bloke tbf.

* I'd put too much on the meter because off of my gammy knee and didn't want to half to walk back from the hospital to the multi storey as I didn't know how long I'd be stuck in there.