Lolz, but I do see 1 point in his rant - these Pies certainly love their rants.
The issue of you being a bad influence on the Es***lad. He's getting a little more looney these days.
Btw where has our young buck disappeared to? Don't you go introducing him to 'shady ladies' you hear!
Else I'd have Gramps Ono give you a proper tongue lashing.