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Thread: I.Q, Tests

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    I.Q, Tests

    Noticed in the paper the other day,that MK Dons had sacked 30 of their stewards because they failed a 6 years old english/maths test.
    Do you think our`s need testing,or even the player`s? lol

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    re: I.Q, Tests

    I think a few on here should be!

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    re: I.Q, Tests

    I'm waiting for a regular contributor to write that when he started watching the Alex, and you could get in, buy a programme and a bag of chips afterwards, with change out of a shilling, there was none of this education malarkey, and that next we'll be requiring Gresty to be a member of Mensa.

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    re: I.Q, Tests

    They don't need no s****kin' I.Q. test 'cos they have a big bro yellow jacket with 'STEWARD' writ on it so sit in your numbered seat and do as you are told... or else!

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    re: I.Q, Tests

    Quote Originally Posted by VindePays2009
    I'm waiting for a regular contributor to write that when he started watching the Alex, and you could get in, buy a programme and a bag of chips afterwards, with change out of a shilling, there was none of this education malarkey, and that next we'll be requiring Gresty to be a member of Mensa.
    Can't answer the first bit coz my Dad was paying in the late 50s - so it won't have been much. :-)
    Some would say that I have managed to get through the intervening years without much education. X-D
    IQ bears little semblance to commonsense, and I'd rather our stewards concentrated on the latter. Just my opinion, but by and large they seem to do a fair job - at a club that is pretty much known for its well-behaved, intelligent and football-loving fans.

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    re: I.Q, Tests

    Quote Originally Posted by VindePays2009
    I'm waiting for a regular contributor to write that when he started watching the Alex, and you could get in, buy a programme and a bag of chips afterwards, with change out of a shilling, there was none of this education malarkey, and that next we'll be requiring Gresty to be a member of Mensa.
    Yes that was just about what I managed when I was younger - well almost.

    It came as a bit of a surprise when I went to Burnley and the gateman said thats 10 pounds sir.
    10 pounds I said, I can get a woman for that.
    Not with 45 minutes each way and a brass band and a meat and potato pie at half time you cant he said.

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