Caption Competition - the Scotland Edition

[pfclassof61]

I had to choose Corks - he was either a winner or a whiner - and I couldn't stomach his naff Photoshopping-for-children efforts - nor his whinging for another fortnight.

I think he must have some Scottish blood.

[Corkhead]

Och laddie, don't try to wriggle out of what was a correct decision.

I get to choose the next [s]whinger[/s] winner.

[Corkhead]

Corkscrew

[Southerndown]

How can the winner be announced before all the entries have been received?

Go on then let's see what we were missing.
It can't possibly be better than the Jimmy Krankie one

[Southerndown]

I don't enter for the glory or the fame.

What do I win?

First prize was a ticket to Southampton's next game.
Second prize was two tickets.

[chiswickmart]

Cameron "If this was the ****ing Welsh I wouldn't be campaigning so bloody hard"!!

[Southerndown]

He said that without moving his lips
I didn't realise he had such bad language, shame on him!

[chiswickmart]

Cameron "If this was the ****ing Welsh I wouldn't be campaigning so bloody hard"!![/quote]

Salmond: "If it wasn't for the ****ing Welsh we wouldn't be trying to leave in the first please - ****ers"!!

[pfclassof61]

It's probably me, but I don't think those invectives work so well when they're not in a speech bubble.

(PS Did that nasty ole father-in-law give you a right tanking on the golf course at the weekend? There, there! )

[Southerndown]

Cameron "If this was the ****ing Welsh I wouldn't be campaigning so bloody hard"!![/quote]

Salmond: "If it wasn't for the ****ing Welsh we wouldn't be trying to leave in the first please - ****ers"!![/quote]

No it would still have been Jimmy Krankie for me