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[moorlad]

Recent Jimmy posts and can't see any for an few days. Has he been murdered to death by some Nigel loving skirt wearer? It would appear there were some ****ing bad blood up there in Aberdeen, 'cos Jimmy had been pushed and jostled, and even hit.

[griff]

Recent Jimmy posts and can't see any for an few days. Has he been murdered to death by some Nigel loving skirt wearer? It would appear there were some ****ing bad blood up there in Aberdeen, 'cos Jimmy had been pushed and jostled, and even hit.

I've aksed this already this morning you blind git. He'll be plotting revenge on us non-haggis munchers as we* speak, probably involving bagpipes and shortbread.

[moorlad]

I'll of shortbread, but he can stick his ****ing bagpipes up his arse.

[griff]

**** off, shortbread's mine. You can of tablet.

[moorlad]

Youse never even mentioned tablet.

If youse're bringing made up stuff into it at this late stage, youse can of the tablet and the ****ing shortbread, I'll of the whisk(e)y.

[griff]

You* know what the scoths are like, they'll start with shortbread than bring oot the tablet in an attempt to kill us Nigels with sugar. And you can of the whisky, but don't come greetin' to me if you of another urge to suddenly start wearing an skirt.

[Pentridge]

Tablet, what's that?


Should be tabket tbh, tbf.

[moorlad]

Almost pure sugar, with butter and condensed milk added. Geet proper tooth rotting stuff, suitable only for scoths hardened to massive cake eating binges.

[moorlad]

Sometimes they put an drop off of whisky in it, when they do that, I can manage one (1) small piece.

[Pentridge]

Sounds REVOLTING.


Do you Cumbrains still live off of Kendal mint cake? I used to scoff that as an nipper.