How do I sell this one to the other half...?

[Bear DCFC]

So I've recently moved down to London and at this late hour I've been offered two tickets to the Q&A tonight in Covent Garden. The only problem is the mrs is coming to visit for the weekend and it's the first time I've seen her in 2 weeks and unless I play this right there's a very good chance I'll wake up tomorrow with no balls

Has anyone got any tried and tested tactics which will mean I can enjoy the Q&A whilst keeping the mrs happy? She will have to attend also.

[ellafella]

So I've recently moved down to London and at this late hour I've been offered two tickets to the Q&A tonight in Covent Garden. The only problem is the mrs is coming to visit for the weekend and it's the first time I've seen her in 2 weeks and unless I play this right there's a very good chance I'll wake up tomorrow with no balls

Has anyone got any tried and tested tactics which will mean I can enjoy the Q&A whilst keeping the mrs happy? She will have to attend also.

Say goodbye to your balls mate.

[Rattea]

I know what my choice would be out of looking at the misses or Sam Rush's face!!!!

[ellafella]

It's a question of quid pro quo mate.

Book a table for 2 for dinner at one of those nice Covent Garden restaurants for after the Q & A. Upon her arrival tell Mrs Bear to "doll-up" as you've booked a table in Covent Garden for dinner. Give her a snack and explain you could only get a later table because the restaurant is very exclusive and then tell her about the invite you got for yourself and herself from the President and Chief Executive of Derby County who wants to get your views on various serious football / Derby County issues. Explain that people were envious of this exclusive invite that you and her have received.
At the break of the Q & A, go and introduce your girl to Sam Rush and thank him for the invite to such an exclusive event.

It's your testicles' only hope

[roger_ramjet]

Alternatively tell her not to come down as you have to work over the weekend. Go to the Q&A, get ****ed afterwards and take a hooker home with you for the night. You satisfied, testicle happy and she none the wiser.

Oh, sorry, you mean you like the wife...

[AdiSalisbury]

Grow some balls and tell her you're going whether she likes it or not

[Oldtimeram]

Change your user to Cas Trated Ram

[ManxRam]

Offer to give her a facial after the Q&A

[AngryRam]

So I've recently moved down to London and at this late hour I've been offered two tickets to the Q&A tonight in Covent Garden. The only problem is the mrs is coming to visit for the weekend and it's the first time I've seen her in 2 weeks and unless I play this right there's a very good chance I'll wake up tomorrow with no balls

Has anyone got any tried and tested tactics which will mean I can enjoy the Q&A whilst keeping the mrs happy? She will have to attend also.

Man up... Bring her with you, tell her you're going for a nice drink in central London, walk in and say 'OMG what are the chances of that'!
Sorted.
See you later.

[Semper Rutilus]

Alternatively tell her not to come down as you have to work over the weekend. Go to the Q&A, get ****ed afterwards and take a hooker home with you for the night. You satisfied, testicle happy and she none the wiser.

Oh, sorry, you mean you like the wife...

I like this plan. Anyway who says having a wee bit of other means you hate wife.

Look at Tricky, his ex would be jumping for joy every time he said he was too knackered.