FAO urine pants, the smell, and the jibbering bore

[SlideySam]

Do you low lifes want an invite to my release party?

I'm thinking of jetting over some old friends from blighty for the weekend

I'm that kind of guy

[griff]

No thank you, but thanks for asking. I have no plans to visit Glasgow in the near future.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Clean windows.

There's a good tramp.

[kel_]

Deffo, but I'll pay for myself though.

Post the venue, time and date and I'm there.

[SlideySam]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy!

[SlideySam]

Deffo, but I'll pay for myself though.

Post the venue, time and date and I'm there.

It's all on me, smell. Just show up at Manchester Airport 10:00am Friday morning and follow the signs for the private flight to the San Francisco release party. I'll put you up in one of the toniest hotels here in the city. Everything on my hospitality

[Rab_The_Ger]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy!

I'd shag yer maw ya timmy wee rat.

Maybe not.

[kel_]

Will do. What's the flight number?

[SlideySam]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy!

I'd shag yer maw ya timmy wee rat.

Maybe not.[/quote]

My mother died two years ago

How low will you go, you jibbering bore?

[SlideySam]

Will do. What's the flight number?

It's a private jet. Flight number won't help you get there, smell.