JOKES THREAD

[alfinyalcabo]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says,

"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ...







"I'll help you put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."

[Altobelli]

How do you spoil a good photograph of Burnley Fans ?







































Get this @rsehole in the middle of it.

[Altobelli]

What's the difference between a Washing Machine and a Blonde ?




A Washing machine spits your load out when its finished.

[lion1]

leeds

[gaz1959]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My*****," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."