Did the lovely Elaine leave a pair of size 10 stilettos and a pair of silicon boobies? Ask the editor of loonmad, he claims to have met her and vouched for her being a proper safc fan.Originally Posted by Lardy
He is probably called Dawn
.. sorry mate, I just had to .. ..Originally Posted by elsphynx
Sung to the tune of the Eton Boating Song
The ***ual life of the camel
is more complex than one usually thinks
At the height of the mating season
he tries to b=uggar El Sphinx
But El Sphinx's posteria passage
is blocked by the sands of the Nile.
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
and El Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
Did the lovely Elaine leave a pair of size 10 stilettos and a pair of silicon boobies? Ask the editor of loonmad, he claims to have met her and vouched for her being a proper safc fan.Originally Posted by Lardy
He is probably called Dawn
Did the lovely Elaine leave a pair of size 10 stilettos and a pair of silicon boobies? Ask the editor of loonmad, he claims to have met her and vouched for her being a proper safc fan.Originally Posted by ritchiep
He is probably called Dawn[/quote]
A cross dresser..
Mind you having to wear one of those horrible ****in Wonga tops he/she is bound to be cross .. ..
You must like getting teeth pulled then...Originally Posted by Kal
You must like getting teeth pulled then...[/quote]Originally Posted by LINETRASH
Clearly.
.. sorry mate, I just had to .. ..Originally Posted by andyj73
Sung to the tune of the Eton Boating Song
The ***ual life of the camel
is more complex than one usually thinks
At the height of the mating season
he tries to b=uggar El Sphinx
But El Sphinx's posteria passage
is blocked by the sands of the Nile.
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
and El Sphinx's inscrutable smile.[/quote]
Crazy Man, but at least now i know why i wear such an inscrutable smile... Sweet!
I think he`s associating me with all things Egyptian as he waffles on about Ca