Hi there

[cheeeks]

Picture it, it's February 1995, and I'm sat in a bar in Auckland, New Zealand, I run out of cigarettes, and I go to a shop, and I ask the shopkeeper for 20 senior service ( A tribute to my days back in South London in the 60's) He says they don't sell them, and all of a sudden I hear the sound of ' another day in paradise' by Phil Collins come on, on the shop radio. It gives me a vibe and a buzz like never before, so I thank the shopkeeper for his time and I run down the street singing

A BAP BAP DEEBA BA BA BOOOOOOOOOO

I then go and purchase 20 marlboro, and then go to a nearby hamburger store, where I order a double cheeseburger, fries, and a coke. As I sit on a public bench watching the sun begin to set, I'm overcome with love and joy so I decide to ask the next man who walks by if he'll feel in partaking in a bit of how I term ' guy on guy action' The chap I ask this to, is a 6 foot 2 biker, covered in tatoo's and walks with a sneer. He tells me to ' f*ck off' but not before

[Manofpride]

[quote="cheeeks"]Picture it, it's February 1995, and I'm sat in a bar in Auckland, New Zealand, I run out of cigarettes, and I go to a shop, and I ask the shopkeeper for 20 senior service ( A tribute to my days back in South London in the 60's) He says they don't sell them, and all of a sudden I hear the sound of ' another day in paradise' by Phil Collins come on, on the shop radio. It gives me a vibe and a buzz like never before, so I thank the shopkeeper for his time and I run down the street singing

A BAP BAP DEEBA BA BA BOOOOOOOOOO

I then go and purchase 20 marlboro, and then go to a nearby hamburger store, where I order a double cheeseburger, fries, and a coke. As I sit on a public bench watching the sun begin to set, I'm overcome with love and joy so I decide to ask the next man who walks by if he'll feel in partaking in a bit of how I term ' guy on guy action' The chap I ask this to, is a 6 foot 2 biker, covered in tatoo's and walks with a sneer.

[paulo570]

Welcome to Derby mad.....you'll never leave

[yamyamram]

WTF!! indeed.
Are you the same nut job who put up a similar incomprehensible post a week or so ago??
Mate this is a football forum.
Please leave this ********* for Facebook or the like. You'll find like minded friends there.
Keep taking the tablets or get some help.....are you a red dog??

[Oldtimeram]

Blimey, he's dafter than me!!!

[AnagRam]

Blimey, he's dafter than me!!!

Much!!! Just checking the quote button ;-)

[woolwhacker]

Blimey, he's dafter than me!!!

Whhooh there Tiger, lets not jump the gun, I've read some of your previous posts and there ain't much in it

[Akwesasne]

WTF!! indeed.
Are you the same nut job who put up a similar incomprehensible post a week or so ago??
Mate this is a football forum.
Please leave this ********* for Facebook or the like. You'll find like minded friends there.
Keep taking the tablets or get some help.....are you a red dog??

He ain't one of ours, and if he's continued that diet plus his fags he won't be one of you much longer.

[UpTheRams1884]

Weirdo.

[Romanis]

[quote="cheeeks"]Picture it, it's February 1995, and I'm sat in a bar in Auckland, New Zealand, I run out of cigarettes, and I go to a shop, and I ask the shopkeeper for 20 senior service ( A tribute to my days back in South London in the 60's) He says they don't sell them, and all of a sudden I hear the sound of ' another day in paradise' by Phil Collins come on, on the shop radio. It gives me a vibe and a buzz like never before, so I thank the shopkeeper for his time and I run down the street singing

A BAP BAP DEEBA BA BA BOOOOOOOOOO

I then go and purchase 20 marlboro, and then go to a nearby hamburger store, where I order a double cheeseburger, fries, and a coke. As I sit on a public bench watching the sun begin to set, I'm overcome with love and joy so I decide to ask the next man who walks by if he'll feel in partaking in a bit of how I term ' guy on guy action' The chap I ask this to, is a 6 foot 2 biker, covered in tatoo's and walks with a sneer.