Who stole our team?

[FindernRam]

And replaced them with these look-likes? Could not believe what I was seeing; a whole team kidnapped and replaced by fit keen positive minded clones.
Where was the slow build up I appreciate so much. Where was the sideways pretty passing that gives me time to check the internet for other scores. Whats with this SPRINTING into the box making the opposition actually run. And don't mention the shooting! At my age I can only take so much excitement.

So who stole our team and will they please keep them, I much prefer this one.
PS Did the tea lady put something in the pot and can I have some?

[ManxRam]

Or did the lady put some pot in the tea?

[ramspride]

Perhaps that Gym advert was right and the aliens had come and taken the fat ones. So the rest thought they had better get fit and start running around.

[swaledale]

Perhaps our 'arry gave one of his stirring pre batt....I mean game speeches, you know along the lines of for god, Harry and S George.oh no that one died a good few years ago!

[CornwallRam]

You're all wrong. It's no coincidence that the team suddenly found form as soon as the early bird season ticket period had expired. Mel had clearly instructed Wassall to make them play like a bunch of inept, unfit, uninterested wasters to stop too many cheap season tickets being sold for our Premier League campaign next season. Now the prices have gone up, the players are once again allowed to do things like pass the quickly, support Chris Martin and play as an actual team. He's a smart one that Mel Morris.