I bought a new Satnav recently and it's really good,
Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....
Now that's clever !
Why do cows have hooves rather than feet?
They Lack toes.
I bought a new Satnav recently and it's really good,
Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....
Now that's clever !
So I went to the doctor...
I said "I keep having this recurring dream...beautiful naked women run towards me, breast bouncing. I keep having to push them away"
"What do you want me to do about it", says the doctor...
"Break my arms" I reply.
Gambling has brought my family much closer together.
We had to move to a smaller house.
What did the man do when he found a trumpet tree in his back garden?
He root-id-it-oot
How much are the Xmas cracker people paying you?
?
Here's a belter for you
DUNDEE UTD
Tsk
Jesus loves you!!
When he's so bored of killing African babies
He will eventually bore himself to death.....it's maybe happening already