Why doesn’t Mike Tyson play Playstation?
He’s an Xboxer.
Scientists have invented a new Optical Viagra.....it does nothing for your *** life....but it makes you look hard.
Why doesn’t Mike Tyson play Playstation?
He’s an Xboxer.
What's a Hindu?
Lay eggs.
What do you call a man with spades for hands?
Doug
What do you call a man without spades for hands?
Dougless
Woman walks into a bar naked orders a drink, the barman serves her, she drinks it and orders another again he serves her.
She looks at him, obviously checking out her naked form and asks "Have u never seen a naked woman before?"
"Oh yes, " he replies " I was just wondering where u keep the money?"
Mourners be very careful when reading the dress code for the service. SOMBRE WHILE BEING ONLY TWO LETTERS AWAY FROM SOMBRERO IS A WORLD APART IN TONE
What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?
Handyer Bandin
What do you call an Indian cloakroom attendant?
Mahatma Coat
Indian karaoke singer......Gerupta Sing
Or his brother Gupty SinghOriginally Posted by davydook