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    OT What happens when.....

    Pinnochio says "My nose will grow now" ?? One to debate over the weekend - answers on a postcard please as I cannot resolve this philosophical dilemma myself.

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    [quote="roger_ramjet" ?? One to debate over the weekend - answers on a postcard please as I cannot resolve this philosophical dilemma myself.[/quote]

    Who nose?

    The smart ****s reckon that the solution lies in the causes of his nose growing - if his nose grows only if he tells a lie and not under any other circumstances then there is an insoluble paradox. If, however, his nose could grow for other reasons as well as telling a lie then he could be telling the truth and his nose would grow - no paradox. The Wikipedia page on the Pinnochio Paradox is exhaustive - well it exhausted me; time to go out!

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    re: OT What happens when.....

    But when is a lie a lie? could an accidental untruth be a lie? or would he need to be consciously trying to deceive? if he believes he's telling the truth then technically he may not be lying even when he doesn't tell the truth (and vice versa) - all in all, far too complicated to be discussed unless several pints have been consumed first....

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    [quote="roger_ramjet" ?? One to debate over the weekend - answers on a postcard please as I cannot resolve this philosophical dilemma myself.[/quote]

    Nothing the dude is made of wood and can't speak...


    I think..

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    re: OT What happens when.....

    Roger. Pinnochioi nose would only grow if he was either intentionally prevaricating or to a lesser degree equivocating But if he was only intending to decieve or give a misleading impression to impress Then his nose would remain in the same equilibrium as if he not lied Always new I hadn't wasted my education

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    re: OT What happens when.....

    So as a follow uo question does the same rational apply to my ****?

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    re: OT What happens when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by roger_ramjet
    So as a follow uo question does the same rational apply to my ****?


    Only if your lying to a woman!

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    re: OT What happens when.....

    Roger. No that logic does not imply because a standing **** has no conscience

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