I saw some old woman in ASDA get a loads of herbs for nothing just because they were almost past their use by date.
I've never been given free herbs EVER!!!
Well, apart from, there was this won thyme.......
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Regrets? Well I once got drunk and wished for an owl's head and a clown to follow me everywhere
Still, I can look back and laugh at it now.
I saw some old woman in ASDA get a loads of herbs for nothing just because they were almost past their use by date.
I've never been given free herbs EVER!!!
Well, apart from, there was this won thyme.......
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I got sacked as an insect ***er. I kept chucking the wee things into a bucket of water.
The supervisor told me to check if they were bouyant FFS :/
I tell apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow......
"My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart.".................Fringe
^^^^^^
Aye i heard that was the joke of the festival. Slow month
A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.
I just opened a birthday card and rice went everywhere
I was from Uncle Ben
I just wrote a great song about a tortilla
Well i say song, its more of a wrap
You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?
Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today.