I saw some old woman in ASDA get a loads of herbs for nothing just because they were almost past their use by date.
I've never been given free herbs EVER!!!
Well, apart from, there was this won thyme.......
Regrets? Well I once got drunk and wished for an owl's head and a clown to follow me everywhere
Still, I can look back and laugh at it now.
I saw some old woman in ASDA get a loads of herbs for nothing just because they were almost past their use by date.
I've never been given free herbs EVER!!!
Well, apart from, there was this won thyme.......
I got sacked as an insect ***er. I kept chucking the wee things into a bucket of water.
The supervisor told me to check if they were bouyant FFS :/
I tell apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow......
"My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart.".................Fringe
^^^^^^
Aye i heard that was the joke of the festival. Slow month
A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.
I just opened a birthday card and rice went everywhere
I was from Uncle Ben
I just wrote a great song about a tortilla
Well i say song, its more of a wrap
You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?
Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today.