Today I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay and thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
Today I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay and thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
The wife said she'd like me to
make love to her over the bonnet
of her Honda Civic.
I never would have thought of
doing that on my own Accord..........
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it............
How do you think the unthinkable.
With an itheberg
My friend Tommy drowned the other day, at his funeral we placed a life jacket on his coffin.
It's what he would have wanted...........
I bought my friend an elephant for his room, he said "thank you".
I said "don't mention it"