Daft buns winding themselves up again

[Rangersmandownunder]

I'm on FF daily - it's gebuinely fantastic entertainment.

Here is a cracker from a week or so ago:

Re: Met Josh Windass tonight

Was walking down Byres road with my headphones around 6 o'clock (just past the hilton and oran mor)I looked up from my stride and the Bold josh was walking up the street .He was with some fat bloke who was quite young with a heavy beard/English accent who wasn't a player or his agent.Most probably a pal from down south.

I shouted "Josh i love you man" and he smiled and he kinda stopped..like i was about to ask for a photo/chat but i just shook his hand quickly and bolted/power walked on with my head down trying to be causal.Was star struck.Can confirm he's quite tall and his hair is indeed magnificent in the flesh.Looked very calm,casual.. walking around just for a wander (after miller getting hassle from the bheasts you can't take that for granted)


epilogue to what happened after


Basically after i walked past him n shook hands.I thought oh my god" i just met josh windass".Only had my ipod on me with no wifi so i stopped at the bus stop two minutes later beside the boots which had open wifi.I was just standing there for a couple minutes posting it on facebook then there was a couple of fit birds standing infront of me hanging around and i was like..you hear for josh ..u know he's about? I looked back up the street and thought is he coming back ? i am just standing here for the wifi but the fact i am craning my neck and looking about is giving the impression something is happening so i move on

I was walking pretty fast now flew past the rock pub in Hyndland.need tae get home asap to get on FF.I was thinking i should of asked about barton/the team line up/score a goal on sunday/anything but it doesn't matter now.i've got my scoop.almost a final flashpoint came in Hyndland at the top shops.I seen a guy in a tim scarf going to the match and i was bursting/thinking cause i was pumped up. "This is a Rangers area.see the reception josh windass just got..get out" but i say nothing and put my energies into a half sprint . Music was sorta madchester. stone roses .bit of the farm also.I was buzzing so i shuffled all the depressing tunes off

a total over reaction in hindsight but i was buzzing at the time/thought it was a big thing till not even my pals gave a **** when i told them.


I mean - wow

You failed to mention that the poster had his @rse ripped to shreds on FF for posting such pish.

[JackSnakes]

I'm on FF daily - it's gebuinely fantastic entertainment.

Here is a cracker from a week or so ago:

Re: Met Josh Windass tonight

Was walking down Byres road with my headphones around 6 o'clock (just past the hilton and oran mor)I looked up from my stride and the Bold josh was walking up the street .He was with some fat bloke who was quite young with a heavy beard/English accent who wasn't a player or his agent.Most probably a pal from down south.

I shouted "Josh i love you man" and he smiled and he kinda stopped..like i was about to ask for a photo/chat but i just shook his hand quickly and bolted/power walked on with my head down trying to be causal.Was star struck.Can confirm he's quite tall and his hair is indeed magnificent in the flesh.Looked very calm,casual.. walking around just for a wander (after miller getting hassle from the bheasts you can't take that for granted)


epilogue to what happened after


Basically after i walked past him n shook hands.I thought oh my god" i just met josh windass".Only had my ipod on me with no wifi so i stopped at the bus stop two minutes later beside the boots which had open wifi.I was just standing there for a couple minutes posting it on facebook then there was a couple of fit birds standing infront of me hanging around and i was like..you hear for josh ..u know he's about? I looked back up the street and thought is he coming back ? i am just standing here for the wifi but the fact i am craning my neck and looking about is giving the impression something is happening so i move on

I was walking pretty fast now flew past the rock pub in Hyndland.need tae get home asap to get on FF.I was thinking i should of asked about barton/the team line up/score a goal on sunday/anything but it doesn't matter now.i've got my scoop.almost a final flashpoint came in Hyndland at the top shops.I seen a guy in a tim scarf going to the match and i was bursting/thinking cause i was pumped up. "This is a Rangers area.see the reception josh windass just got..get out" but i say nothing and put my energies into a half sprint . Music was sorta madchester. stone roses .bit of the farm also.I was buzzing so i shuffled all the depressing tunes off

a total over reaction in hindsight but i was buzzing at the time/thought it was a big thing till not even my pals gave a **** when i told them.


I mean - wow

Jesus
H
Fkn
Christ...

Maybe he should write a poem about it...

[JackSnakes]

You failed to mention that the poster had his @rse ripped to shreds on FF for posting such pish.

I don't think you would have to look very hard to find copious examples of 'such pish' on that den of inbred monkeys.
Surely sensible huns must have a forum where they can discuss stuff without being a bunch of hate-filled dim-witted barely-literate paranoid fktards?