Jabba going for "world's worst PR" award

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First he took the opportunity to point score when some one dodgy found by Morelos' car. Plants story about celtic fans tampering with the brakes
That story blows up, so Jabba tries to bury it with an interview about racial abuse.
That story blows up when it turns out some people can actually understand Spanish.
Jabba tries to prove a point about racist abuse and gets the police to charge a 12 year old. He then goes on a mad rant. Subsequently that story blows up when he gets criticised for being a dick
Now he gets beaten up in a sectarian attack? How lucky is that when jabba's desperate for some sympathy? What are the odds it never really happened, or worse he set it up himself?