Digital Find a Player Machine

[kempo]

Just heard from new bloke from Brighton who came because of Kenny Jackett who is no longer here...

Two names have just popped out of the refurbished rubber keyboard ed Sinclair Player Finder ..

I cannot give the names because you wouldn't tell me about your mortgage but I can give some hints

Player 1 Is a young lad who cannot get anywhere near his own side starting 11 and nobody else wants him...He is knee high to a grasshopper and frankly not much good but great joy..PD could sign him on a youth loan for the price of a bag of crisps.

Player 2. Joy of Joys..Some of you will have heard of him but not recently....He was a contender once and played in the Championship as a youngster...He has struggled to get a game of any sorts in recent times and has had recurrent injuries and 3 groin operations for hernias that actually were not hernias but ligament attachment problems.

The second player is looking for a well paid contract and a lenient medical.

[great_fire]

We've also got a player called Cougar Muskrat.