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    Frank

    You know me ohhh so well,is this one of the reasons that I can't get a girlfriend?Name:  IMG_20170116_114435.jpg
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    The pie's fine chalky, at least it's not salad. But what the f*uck is that stupid ornament about? Hang your hands ect.

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    Oh aye that,it got left behind when the ex moved out tbh

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    That pie needs to be warmed up and put between an oven bottom t/cake..

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    I can remember you and another poster (that Preston fan?) telling me about that years ago Alf and although I swore that it was wind up I gave it go,it bloody well nearly burnt my tongue off and made the cob horrible and soggy,never again

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalkyncfc61 View Post
    I can remember you and another poster (that Preston fan?) telling me about that years ago Alf and although I swore that it was wind up I gave it go,it bloody well nearly burnt my tongue off and made the cob horrible and soggy,never again
    Southern softee ..

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    And another thing Frank,last night I had a dream where I really needed a pee,I was running around trying to find a toilet and they was all engaged,ran over to some bushes and people was watching me so i couldnt go,the pain was unbelievable,then i woke up and needed a pee real bad and had to leg it to the loo at 3am,what i need to know is did i have the dream because i needed the toilet in real life or did I need to go because i had the dream,its the worry of things like this that keeps me on the lithium

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    Southern softee ..
    I'm in the Midlands Alf which makes me like a go between with you notherners and those darn south

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalkyncfc61 View Post
    And another thing Frank,last night I had a dream where I really needed a pee,I was running around trying to find a toilet and they was all engaged,ran over to some bushes and people was watching me so i couldnt go,the pain was unbelievable,then i woke up and needed a pee real bad and had to leg it to the loo at 3am,what i need to know is did i have the dream because i needed the toilet in real life or did I need to go because i had the dream,its the worry of things like this that keeps me on the lithium
    Toilet? HOMLORD.

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    Its because you needed a pee. Your subconscious was telling you to wake up. Another nugget is hot feet in bed. When im hot in bed, i get nightmares, my subconscious is trying to wake me up, and succeeds. My analytical mind points to one cause, my feet are covered and hot, which makes me too hot. If your feet are cold, you are cold all over. I sleep with feet uncovered, no nightmares.

    My nightmares are always about things that hurt...it knows me well. One nightmare is none specific, its a plane out of control, and about to crash. Im watching it from the ground, but i am the plane. Weird. Whats yours?

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