Guff football is pish

[Pacman1903]

Relatives of José Quitongo perhaps?

No i asked them. One is a control room operator and i dinna deal much with him but the other een is a rigger (glad i didnt make a typo there). I speak to him all the time. Probablly say hes the soundest local there to be fair to him. Maybe hes just being nice to me because i give him Jolly Ranchers and Humbugs
He has strips, the other boy doesnt

[NaeMairNeeps]

Maybe hes just being nice to me because i give him Jolly Ranchers and Humbugs
He strips, the other boy doesnt

Fixed it for ye

[Stupie82]

Uzbek-born Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov has made a £1bn bid to wrest control of Arsenal from majority shareholder Stan Kroenke.

But with Kroenke showing no interest, the bid has in effect been rejected, though Usmanov is yet to receive written confirmation.

The Financial Times reported Usmanov made the offer last month, and that Kroenke has yet to formally respond.

Metal magnate Usmanov owns 30% of Arsenal's shares.

He is, though, not part of the board or decision-making at the club.

£1bn to take control of Arsenal... and he owns 30% already. Bonkers stuff and further proof why football is f*cked.

[Aldo1983]

Uzbek-born Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov has made a £1bn bid to wrest control of Arsenal from majority shareholder Stan Kroenke.

But with Kroenke showing no interest, the bid has in effect been rejected, though Usmanov is yet to receive written confirmation.

The Financial Times reported Usmanov made the offer last month, and that Kroenke has yet to formally respond.

Metal magnate Usmanov owns 30% of Arsenal's shares.

He is, though, not part of the board or decision-making at the club.

£1bn to take control of Arsenal... and he owns 30% already. Bonkers stuff and further proof why football is f*cked.

He could have bought rangers for £999,999,999 less.

[Getintaethem]

He could have bought rangers for £999,999,999 less.

ha ha... who helped you with that sum?

[kkong]

ha ha... who helped you with that sum?

Is that a UK billion or a US billion?

It could be the difference between "flicking a coin across the table" or "a gentleman Medellin with a suitcase full of cash" getting involved.

[Mason89]

I don't get it. Why spunk a billion on Arsenal when you could buy Morton for a tenner? Win the champions league with the change

[Getintaethem]

£1bn to take control of Arsenal.

I can be bored at home on a Saturday afternoon for free. No need to buy Arsenal for that.