Quote Originally Posted by champs95 View Post
I am liking the players TM is bringing in. I think we all agree, I have some faith things are looking ok at this stage.

I can fill the number 10 role Robin. First 10-12 mins I will be great. Then the heavy legs start. I try to get my breath, and start seeing stars. By the 25 min mark I'm pretty close to a heart attack. I'm sweating more than a lesbian in a fish market (or a fat kid in macdonalds, you choose) and suffering pretty badly with cramp. I may go missing during this spell. Then stroll around for the rest of the match trying to breathe. But stick the ball in the box and anything could happen! And I don't have any shin pads, so I may have to ask the club to provide them.
When things get difficult, Champs, I can sub in for you. Obviously, I'll need to get clearance for my zimmer-frame first.