O/T 86000 jobs going in the NHS

[Redshank]

Just read on the BBC that there is 86000 jobs going in the NHS , after being in engineering all my life wouldn't mind a part time job in gynaecology ������
Women's bit .

I once applied for a gynaecological assistant job in Aberdeen. The remit was to make the lady feel relaxed in preparation for the gynaecologist’s examination; massaging breasts and thighs…that sort of thing.

“Great, right up my street, where do I go for the interview?”....”Manchester” came the reply.

“Manchester?....I thought that the job was in Aberdeen?”

“It is”…said the official….”The end of the interview queue is in Manchester!”