... Monotone Mick the Parkgate Pig " Had offer for Foriesteri of £14 million and Gary Hooper worth £10 million ". Idiot doesn't understand both are Championship players. Forestfairy has never played in the Prem even when he was with Watford. Hooper has played 34 Prem games in 11 years scoring 6 goals. Yeah I bet both are on Chelsea's shopping list.

Pitsmoor Pillock - " at Bolton we had more fans than the home side " Attendance about 7500, Pig fans 2200. Mathematical genius.

Amazed the presenter doesn't tell them to f**k off and only come on when they can talk sense.