I had a feeling you was joking Sinkov, just trying to get a bit more interest in the thread as there are endless possibilities to explore and talk about that's all, what has really got me going is that guy who come on slagging us all off with Fantasy Football and everything else.

Had 3 days in Hospital about 10 weeks ago while they stuck needles in me, x-rays, scans and all the rest, was sent home with an appointment for a major scan which they said would be in 2 weeks time, it took 4, asked the scan man how long for results he said 2, it took 4, turns out my liver function is not functioning as it should with a duct swollen probably with a stone(s) trapped in there which the scan could not see, the Consultant was going to give me one of those BBC camera jobs down my throat as that would tell them just before I came away, then they decided against it and would wait till I get back off holiday.

The Turkish Hospitals seem more on the ball than us Sinkov, many English who live out here have not a bad word to say about them, even 2 having told they have heart problems and they could fix the problem straight away with operations, but not believing them, going back home and being told just the same.

I did a full health check with my mate who lives out here last year, It cost 132 pounds, you did all the tests from 8am till 1pm, went for lunch which was appreciated after fasting and came back to view all the results with an accompanied English speaking Doctor that was with you all morning, I was given the all clear apart from a speck on my lung which they said to get checked out when I returned to England the next day (which turned out to be the start of Legionella pneumophila ), my mate's blood pressure was down which they found out after stopping him using the tread mill before the blood tests had arrived back and he's since had it corrected.

With all this technology nowadays surely you should not have to wait 4 weeks for a result of a scan, I feel sorry for frail or older people than me in pain having to wait an unnecessary long time for results.

Thank you both for your comments, I don't drink that much Chalky or I would get bladdered