simon grayson walks into the dressing room after the 5-2 defeat to ipswich and says to his players... " you are playing for your futures and you will end up getting me sacked."
kone stands up and shouts " that's why we're doing it; we don't like you."
grayson jumps up and punches kone in the face and cuts kone's face wide open due to grayson forgetting to take off his 8 gold sovereign rings .
He then turns to the sunderland players and shouts " anyone else want some...eh...eh?"
all the sunderland players shout " nawwwww, we don't want any trouble gaffer."
grayson turns away thinking he's dead hard like and wondering if he's scared the team into winning, when he feels a big thud.
Kone had got back up and got him in a bear hug.
All the players then circled grayson, with some encasing him in gaffer tape because they thought it was fitting, with him being the gaffer.
Grayson was taped up like a mummy and left in the dressing room as the players all got on the coach back to sunderland.
The next day the cleaner walks in and hears a muffled shout coming from the mummy.
"arghhhhhhhh" shouted the cleaner and ran for her life, thinking the mummy was going to get her.
Being naive, she phoned scooby doo and the gang, instead of reporting it to the club.
Scooby and the gang turned up and grayson started to chase them all over the pitch.
Eventually after a few days of grayson popping up in weird places...usually behind scooby and shaggy, grayson was snared.
Apparently kone had went to the police and the police said grayson would go to jail for 74 years for knuckle dusting kone, but first he had to be found.
Velma pulled back the tape from grayson's head and they all shouted...."huh...it's simon grayson" and grayson shouted " i'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
back at sunderland, the news had filtered through that grayson was arrested, so ellis short announced that he was sacked and immediately appointed alan pardew as his replacement on a 287 year contract.
The moral of the story is......actually nowt.
I don't even know why i typed this. I need some kind of help.
Bloody hell.