A football team mate of mine ( who sadly passed away last year in his early 40's ) was a bit of a lad and dabbled in the **** industry.

He married a local glamour girl who had been one of Hugh Hefner's harem not too many years ago.

Whatever you might think Old Hugh had one hell of a life and was still knocking the back out of 20 year old Totty into his 90's.

That said I was always more a fan of Escort magazine and the "reader's wives",you knew for certain they were a really dirty bunch of tarts.

When I worked at Heoworths Menswear in Solihull in the early 80's we always bought Escort,the one week we realised that the tart in a reader's wife slot had had her picture taken starkers in Dolcis Footwear's entrance opposite our shop,we spent many an hour with a magnifying glass trying to get a closer image of her so that we could spot her out shopping for meat and two veg!

You couldn't beat Escort for a good "hand shandy".