Originally Posted by
Pacman1903
I heard it was a tragic accident around christmas time. As he went to fell his Christmas tree he was attacked he was attacked by a rabid owl who was twit twooing in the same tree. In a set of extremely unfortunate circumstances the chainsaw he was using slipped out his grasp when the owl first unleashed the fury taking off his left hand in the process but instead of the chainsaw landing on the ground it bounced on a kids trampoline that someone had thoughtlessly fly tipped spun up and took the remaining right hand with it. Now he cant use a keyboard. So I heard anyway.
Now what happened to Jessi on the other hand, is far far to graphic for on here.