Kate and Gerry Mccann have just found out that she is pregnant again

They've already decided to give it up for abduction



After thirty seven years of marriage I've finally found my missus's G spot.

Who would have thought that her sister had it all along......



Great day out in London but Network Rail are full of $hit .

A sign said if you stand too close to the edge of the platform you get sucked off......

Five fuqin hours I was stood there.


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.



Got the wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday.

If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuq herself.


https://twitter.com/****BibIe/status/922179771324387332


https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/s...34772125765633