1-Guffball
2-Coldplay
3-Psycophantic hun ball sniffers(ala Jim White)
4-Transfer Windows
5-When you go abroad to watch a match and it ends up 0-0(F@cking Feyenoord)
6-C@nts that have "done everything" and "been everywhere"
7-When you meet a bird whos photos have clearly been tampered with and she is in fact a gargoyle and not the hottie you thought
8-The hipster look
9-Anyone who refers to sevco being liquidated "again" or dying "again"
10-Anyone who tries to force religion on you
11-Trying to phone the Aberdeen FC ticket office
12- Brewdog
13-Being offshore at christmas
14-The pig hordes and their ambulance chasing and candle lit vigils
15-The way Pittodrie sells out for big games and is half empty the rest of the season
16-The fact Waynes World 3 never went into production
17-Americans and their gun views*
18-When I get on the plane long haul and realise my kindles battery is low and my charger is in the hold
19-People who go to the gym and bulk up on their upper body and not their flamingo legs and refer to it as training (training for what exactly)
20-When I had tickets to see Dio in Glasgow which was cancelled as he was ill then the selfish bugger went and died so I never saw him



This is just the first things off the top of my head